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Comment on Thick Fast Pants by Petra Fide

Petra Fide — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 01:45:52 +0000

Olly, does the organ-transplant-ability-attainment jump species? Specifically, once the kitten has succeeding in gnawing my fingers off (in playful yet determined fashion) will she be typing on t’internet for her own supplies of Wiskas? Although if it did, that’d mean people who eat burgers would lie about chewing the cud all day, whilst sushi fans were drowning themselves in an attempt to spawn. Good thing scientists really are growing synthetic meat; apparently it’s just like scalp.

Comment on Thick Fast Pants by Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde

Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 00:26:04 +0000

EDWARD

O FAMOUS were his blows as Breaker smote!
This soldier loved in secret and apart,
And now they call him as a bathtub fart:
Or doth guitar pluck out its mournful note,
As light bulb swings past passion’s moat?
Say Callan! I believe they love not art
Who break the lead of thy tin soldier’s heart,
Those tiny painted eyes that glare or gloat.

And was it sung, now many years ago,
In some far Eastern town that rodents ran
Muzzle to muzzle, and thus began
Their singin’ and jingin’ of the jango
(Yes, t’was Susie and was Sam)
Not knowing Edward’s wonder, or His woe?

Comment on Thick Fast Pants by Noel Coward

Noel Coward — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 00:23:01 +0000

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. “Edward Woodward” sounds like a fart in a bath.

Another gin, your Majesty? Why not?

Comment on Thick Fast Pants by Pam Ayres

Pam Ayres — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 00:20:21 +0000

Oi do nart loik thee, Card’nal Pell
Whoi thart is Oi cannart tell
But thass Oi know, and know full well,
Oi do nart loik thee, Card’nal Pell.

Comment on Thick Fast Pants by Cardinal G Pell AC

Cardinal G Pell AC — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 04:54:10 +0000

Olly, don’t get hung up on the dead, like Dr Duncan, but relish the living.
I wonder if Songstress Pam Ayers ever wrote a song about people assuming the traits of the dead whose organs they got, but then, I tend to drift off a lot and daydream.
I wonder.
I wonder……
I – zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

TAKE OFF THE SASH

Comment on Thick Fast Pants by bigolly

bigolly — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:48:31 +0000

Petra, you have always been a commentator in whose judgment in these matters I have always had supreme confidence, so your kind words do much to ease my pain.

Fanks.

Bill, welcome aboard. Are you still with us or do you manifest from beyond the veil? Either way, keep it down sir! We won’t have that there here.

Love

Big Olly

Comment on Thick Fast Pants by Bill Collins

Bill Collins — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:49:55 +0000

My dear Olly, when I seed the film “Sex and Zen” there is a delightful scene when a man, troubled about his small penis, has it cut off and replaced with a horse’s penis.The tranfusion takes and he has sex with his hitherto unfullfilled wife. The slut.
Anyway, later in the film he is asked how many times he had sex that day and he stamped his foot 3 times. And it was only 9.00 AM! Then he ate a bag full of oats and slept standing up. You tell me there’s no connexion.
The golden years.
That’s a fact.

Comment on Thick Fast Pants by Petra Fide

Petra Fide — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:38:00 +0000

… at least you didn’t say ‘in whose corporeality I am fairly confident’. You’d sound like a right wuss & no mistake.

Comment on Thick Fast Pants by bigolly

bigolly — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 03:25:05 +0000

Coo. I said “whom I am fairly confident … is alive”.

I don’t claim to be particularly literate, but that one grates.

Love
Big Olly

Comment on Thick Fast Pants by bigolly

bigolly — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:34:23 +0000

Welcome aboard Ken.

What a pleasure to have a correspondent whom I am fairly confident is in fact still alive, generally if not renally so to speak.

As for the uncontestable science fact, I am not surprised. We hold these truths dear in these pages.

Love

Big Olly