Archive for May, 2009

Shaken not Stirred

May 6, 2009

Hello Hello it is Marta again!

I am one eye smiling and one eye crying because Olly is gone, and here on the veranda it is getting cold for my bikini that I have been wearing since Christmas. Soon the men are coming to drink stout and still he does not come back.

Where is he? Did he get trapped in the glacier again?

So it is colder and poor Marta left here to smuggle tic tacs while the ghost of Olly is warm by fire watching Foxtel with his love, and they are holding hands and make warm soup and Olly is digging in his garden and soon the plants of next year will blossom and die and still he has left me here.

I wish I had my silver space suit for keeping warm, or the parka with lovely fur on the collar, but no it is the sliver bikini instead and this bikini makes me think of the James Bond films.

I am remember Mr Broccoli says to me “Marta – you are the next Bond Girl” but I am busy with L.I.S. and cannot break my contract. But so also I am the good friend of Ursula Andress and Honor Blackman and Diana Rigg and they all tell me I should do it.

So I have the meeting with Mr Brocoli and he tells me no problem – he can have me out of my contract and into the arms of Mr Connery faster than the Jupiter II goes through a meteor shower.

The problem for me is the song.

I am saying I will not do the Bond Film unless there is the good song. Which is best? The Bond Theme (Dr No)? From Russia with Love? Goldfinger? Thunderball?

Waiting, waiting – when is the good song? Each time Mr Broccoli calls me “Marta – are you ready?” and I am say “Play me the song Cubby”

So it goes… On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, Diamonds are Forever…

Waiting, waiting… You see my problem? Which is the best theme and the good one for Marta? I am hope the readerspeedboat is helping here.

Takk! Marta